So, what’s my deal?

Just a New York born girl, living in a New Jersey world, finally realizing—at 40ish—that whatever anyone else thinks should have zero impact on my life and my choices.

  • I have three kids, one husband, and more laundry to fold than should be legal.

  • Real talk (for the moms): When I laugh I pee my pants. Every time.

  • I’m a Published Writer, Educational Coach and Consultant, Certified Teacher, Licensed Realtor, and Voice Actor (…and a partridge in a pear tree!)

  • When someone tells me I can’t, I will make it my job to prove that I can.

  • I fully realize that life is honestly just too short to not do ALL of the things that make your heart feel full!

What People Are Saying…

  • Maria B.

    Cristina just says whatever the rest of us happen to be thinking.

  • Jon Z.

    You want the truth?

    Ask Cris.

  • Fran F.

    She finds the humor in situations that would reduce most others to a sobbing mess.

  • Adrienne A.

    I genuinely love when you post.

  • Karin R.

    I would read anything you write.

  • Ashley

    This woman cracks me the f up!

  • Lauren W.

    I’m obsessed with your writing and can hear you saying all of these words out loud… you’re hilarious and I’m thoroughly enjoying reading these!! Keep em coming girl!

Awards I Did Not Win, But Really Should Have…

Functioning on the least amount of sleep humanly possible (2015, 2016, 2017, 2018…)

Longest stretch of time without washing hair (2020-2022)

Reheating the same cup of coffee multiple times, but still not drinking it while hot (2016)

Mysteriously “getting away with” saying the harsh, honest things (since 1982)

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” ~Mark Twain